The Piranha is Hungry.: Archive

At exactly 11:30pm I will

*Shave what ever needs to be shaved. *Wear something red. *Draw a naked lady. and at 11:57pm I will put my earphones on & listen to EMPIRE STATE OF MIND. What a way to finish my year. This, even though it may sound corny, really makes me happy.

Dec 31st

My heart needs a lap dance.

Dec 31st

Dec 30th

13935.) I wish i had a normal life then maybe i...

(via blogsecret) Having lots of friends doesn’t mean a thing - all you’ll ever need is a few good friends & lots of good beers. Fuck it if your life’s not “normal,” there’s more stories to tell at the end of the day. :)

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

Hey Clutterbug, yes, you;

Satan’s a former angel & he could care less about you but when everything’s been said and/or done, he was once like you and that’s greater than anything else you don’t have in common. Keep your chin-up, love (or something like it) will come in the most unusual of packages, time frames and sentences. I believe this now because being cynical never got me anywhere. :)

Dec 30th

Dear You, I'm sorry I fucked-up. Love, 2009

Dec 30th

I can't stop singing the Indiana Jones theme with...

Dec 30th

Sometimes I really feel like I need my own...

Dec 30th

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To me you're like an oyster;

You can be the cause of erotica. You only eat when you really need to. You shut your trap when you have nothing to say. & sometimes, when you feel like it, you create something beautiful out of dirt and saliva.

Dec 30th

Dec 29th

I wonder why some people are so quick to react...

Dec 29th

I should start drawing and taking more pictures of...

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

I've grown to love your disappearing acts, do one...

Dec 29th

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Nothing but a Yellow Dinosaur (An Open Letter of...

Here’s to convincing myself that this is what I know and what I’ve learned to accept over time; Several muttered words between you and me were never quite equivalent to the feelings you currently have for the one who forced their feelings down your throat. I could hate the girl because of silly reasons but I do understand that somewhere in your twisted mind, you do care about the girl...

Dec 29th

I think I'm just too in-love with you to care that...

Dec 28th

Sometimes I wonder what pornstars think about...

Did I leave the iron on? Did I just miss my cue to say “OH FUCK YEAH”?

Dec 28th

“I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an...”

– Jane Eyre By Charlotte Bronte (via thechocolatebrigade)

Dec 28th

You're like my own personal brand of Chuck...

Dec 28th

The funny thing about being cynical about love is

you try to over analyze things, even control them. Telling yourself that whatever it is you’re feeling is gross and “not you.” You deem everything is cheesy and somehow these feelings kinda makes you vomit but at the end of the day, that silly grin over your face is something that makes you want to become a believer again.

Dec 28th

Today I finally admitted to myself that indeed, my...

PS. It will soon.

Dec 28th

You do realize that I'm impatient right?

Dec 27th